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Relationship Palava

Episode 1

Dear John, you were the first guy I ever liked, (more like my first crush). I don't know if we ever dated, cause we were really small then, -I was about 9 years, but I could remember you telling your friends to stay away from me, hehe, we were really crazy then. You moved to another place, we lost contact, that became the end of our relationship. Hope you're doing well.

Tolu the fine boy. You were one of the most handsome boys back in school. I wonder if you're still handsome. I was really surprised when you walked up to me and asked me out. Not that I am not a fine girl ooo, at least me self try, but everyone thought you liked Shola. Our love would have lasted sha, but you decided to turn me into your slave. Me ke, a whole princess. At first, I thought it was love, as per fresher in the business of dating, but I later found out that you were using me. It's all good, don't feel bad. I wish you well. 

Dare, you cheated on me with my best friend, isn't that the worse thing to do. I was really disappointed. Recently, I found out that she wasn't the only one. Kemi, Titi and Love were also part of the girls you played. Thank God I found out. I could have ended up with a cheat as a husband. Ewww, so disgusting.




Ekene, our two months relationship ended because of a very funny reason. Who breaks up with his girlfriend cause she didn't get him a birthday gift?. I guess you later found out that we couldn't work and that was your only excuse. It was a lame one though, but thank you for doing that.

To Nonye my first love (I think), heard you are now engaged. Is your mummy still interfering in your life?. It could have been you, but you decided to be a mommy's boy and allowed your mum to take control of your life. I feel so bad for the lady you're getting married to. Haba now, when you're not 12. Anyways, it's all in the past now. I wish you the very best.

King! King!, the last but not least. We met at the mall and honestly, I didn't like you at first. Not like you were not handsome o. Let's just say I hadn't healed from my past relationship. I decided to give you a chance but unfortunately, you're an overbearing and domineering male species, who likes to make life difficult for people. Is it that or is it the fact that you're way older than I am?. I guess it's the latter. 10 years no be beans o.

I'm getting married in the next two months and I would like to invite you all. Your invitation card is attached to this letter, and yes, I have a table reserved for you guys with the name; Ex-boyfriends written on it. Kisses.

Comments

  1. Ezem St-Michael ChibuzorMarch 3, 2020 at 2:43 PM

    Oh my God... Waiting for next episode like today ooooh... Penelope

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  2. mind your business and keep scrollingMarch 9, 2020 at 1:26 PM

    Vee vee....🙌

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  3. UnknownMarch 25, 2020 at 4:39 AM

    Only one person all these men 😂😂
    She keeps changing men like clothes 😕
    You are doing well
    Beloved💝

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